Adam's "Other Woman"
(from my cousin, Harry Serres)
Adam returned home late one night, and Eve confronted him at the door. "You're seeing another woman, aren't you?" she accused. "Don't be silly," he replied. "You're the only woman on earth." Later while half-asleep, Adam felt a tinkle on his chest. "What are you doing?" he asked Eve. "Counting your ribs," she replied.