There are some REAL strange people out there, friends!  Get a load of this nut case! <<grins>>

Man Tries to Commit Suicide By Crucifixion Effort Fails When He Tries to Nail Other Hand

A 23-year-old man with a poor sense of advance planning decided to commit suicide by nailing himself to a homemade cross using 14-penny nails and a hammer. Once he got one hand nailed down, it occurred to him that he couldn't nail down the other, so he called 9/11. It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand. The man told police he had NOT seen Mel Gibson's "The Passion" disappointing the film's many detractors. He did however, see pictures of God on his computer.

Source Article: Maine Press Herald